choad

A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003

choad boy

a penis that is fatter than what it is long

(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

by moi April 9, 2005

Choad

Penis that is more wider then it is tall. Like a cheesewheel

Guy: hey are you ready for your first time.

Girl: Oh my god! WHAT IS THAT!

Guy: Uhhhhhhhhh....

Girl: Thats a fuckin CHOAD!! ITS TO FAT!!

by Mikesheets18 January 13, 2009

choagy

A greasy turd

I had Mexican last night and I spent the morning squeezing a giant choagy into the toilet

by Boxman July 11, 2003

choadman

A man whose bodily shape causes anyone who sees him to think of a choad

Hey, check out that choadman over there, what a choad.

by The choader February 3, 2003