crapple

A word from Family guy...

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!

by oopoop September 13, 2006

chapped

A state that one reaches when they are extremely high on weed, to the point where they have very dry lips from cottonmouth.

Yo, I can't blaze anymore, I'm chapped.

by The508 December 6, 2006

dave chappelle

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

chappeé

This a very versitile word. It can be used as a synonym for 'whatever' 'hello' 'goodbye' 'peace' 'oh well' and just about anything else.

person 1: chappeé, my freind, how are you?
person 2: eh, chappeé
person 1: oh, i see, chappeé
person 2: yup

by RCLBOLT November 12, 2003

crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

Michael Chappell

Old. As. Shit.

Rich Shauger, Flat Beer, Old People (obviously), Michael Chappell

by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010

dave chappelle

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004