YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.

This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!

by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020

pop carts

woke drugs that only hot blonde skaters snort or smoke. possibly made up.

Hey Sofia, what are you snorting with Elliot later? Oh you know Aubrey, just some pop carts.

by 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 August 23, 2021

Ceresco

A tiny ass town in the middle of nowhere Nebraska where everyone rejects individuality.

Where are you from?

Ceresco.

I'm sorry....

by dogasleep3 April 5, 2009

cerasela

A funny, smart and pretty girl. She is not afraid of showing her weirdness in public. She is also a great sister. Cerasela has a cute laugh which makes everybody smile. She is very nice, even though she has a judgemental look. This girl is so so beautiful and creative... Inside and out.
If you know a Cerasela, you're a lucky person.

Cerasela is the funniest person you'll ever meet.

by Baby dandelion April 13, 2018

Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).

When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.

by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

Certified Lover Boy

noun
*derogatory*

Whore.

"I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're just a whore."

by jixxcuit September 4, 2021