Deck the sea with lumps of new chum Chum-a Chum-a chum chum ch-chum chum chum Tis the season to be chumdom Chum-a Chum-a Chum Chum ch-Chum Chum Chum Don we now our apparel Chum-a Chum Chum-a Chum Chum Chum Chum As we sing this stinky carol Chum-a Chum- Chum Ch-Chum Chum Chum. Link : youtube.com/watch?v=bQ6gcrBgM28
by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019

by Unknowntdj August 21, 2018

A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025

In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.
by Super Sandy Cheeks August 8, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Carole Baskin (adj.) A woman who fucks you over for your money. A gold digger/murderer.
Originating from the reality show Tiger King in which a woman allegedly feeds her husband to tigers to keep his millions.
Originating from the reality show Tiger King in which a woman allegedly feeds her husband to tigers to keep his millions.
by Kiara.k.Gray April 16, 2020

The blackout drunk aunt at the christmas parties you always see but probably aren't allowed to talk to. You do it anyways because she's a funny drunk who has a lot of breakup stories thatt make you laugh.
Parent: stay away from your aunt carol okay timmy?
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation
Timmy: yes mom!
Parent: walks away
Timmy: hi aunt carol! engages conversation
by KoolKidsKlubMember125 February 27, 2019
