Cake

1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.

1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.

by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 28, 2009

caked

To be fed excessive volumes of dessert in a manner in which it is impolite to refuse. Usually after a large meal, or when one has a valid reason for not eating cake (diabetes, for example.) Aggressively done in some cultures.

I went to Oddi's house and his mom caked me to the point where I had to flip my plate upside down to prevent more cake from appearing.

by irrelevant592 August 18, 2013

Cake

Like booty or an ass. Usually a very nice one.

Tbh// Cake 😍

by Alyssa_Craigie April 4, 2015

Cake

1, Soft
2, weak
3, full of it
4, Easy

1, Don't talk all this stuff then when it comes down to it you caked up and scary
2, Did you see that fight yesterday? guy2: yea those niggas cake anyway thats why they got let off wit a warning
3, that nigga is cake man he talks so much junk!
4, that was a piece of cake!

by arandomkidyoudontknow June 13, 2009

Caked

When your so high, Your beyond high or blown.

Man, I smoked a whole oz, Im caked!

by xGeTcRuNkx June 23, 2006

Caked

When the residue on the ball and shaft of your glass pipe is very thick after smoking meth in it.

Damn my pipe is so caked I can't wait to burn it down and smoke it again.

by Little Bear September 26, 2005

Cake

Someone who sleeps around alot. ie. A slut etc..

Why?
Who likes cake? A: EVERYONE.
What do you do to cake? A: You eat it.

Therefore, EVERYONE EATS CAKE.

That chick slept with twelve guys, a donkey, two girls AND a midget in one night. Not because its her job either.." "OH THAT CAKE!

by wtfisthissite January 18, 2011