cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Cottage Pie

When you have a wild sex session and you rip her a good one that her vagina looks more like a cottage pie that a bulldog just finished with after trying to eat before you were able to pull the dog away.

Ajay- I just cottage pied Katelyn so good.

Or

Bro I just finished an all night session with her, my god it looked like a cottage pie when I was done.

by BigDoodle1 January 17, 2025

Cottage plunger

When a woman has thrush and a man thrusts hard until he explodes. Creating a frothing cottage cheese effect.

I had cottage plunger last night, best I’ve had in a long time!

by Sweetnene January 20, 2026

cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.

Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"

by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

soothing cottage core

Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible

Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music

by thumbelina July 9, 2020

humble cottager

Giles a.k.a. Nutty from Gogglebox season 13.
King of Cottages

i’m not a politician, i am but a humble cottager, nutty.

by zozza March 18, 2021