Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

cabbage vagina

a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets

dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina like a mothafukka

by tahlias a hottie January 13, 2008

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

cabbage snatch

A vagina that is overused, abused, and a something borrowed... Multiple times. It can also be identified with a horrendous smell and lips that look like two pieces of bacon strung together with some yarn.

Yo, I was about to get down with this chick the other day, but she had a cabbage snatch comparable to a Thai prostitute.

by Pussyslave1234 April 12, 2015

cabbage balls

Sweaty, smelly, testicals, that resemble cabbage

After I was tailgating all dayt I had a nasty case of Cabbage balls

by t-plumer July 10, 2007

cabbage eater

A person of Ukrainian descent who may happen to also like the vegetable.

1:OMG look at Sash, man that guy is such a cabbage eater!
2:Yeah but we wouldn't trade him in for anyone, even a Russian.

by Shane and Dave February 5, 2008

Cabbage Ass

A condition pertaininig mainly to people of Irish descent. Mass intake of dishes containing cabbage develop this wet ass syndrome. Has been known to permanently stain undergarments.

Kenneth ate so much corned beef and cabbage that he developed an intense condition of Cabbage Ass.

by Steve T Con September 15, 2008