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Cabbage clan

The clan of irrelevant people who have a good time
by BloodHartAxe March 28, 2021
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Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"
I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.
by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018
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crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.
1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.
by Jikarta June 11, 2008
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dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.
Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?
by Melonanger III March 12, 2016
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Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.
Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?
by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019
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Cabbage Lag

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.
Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.
by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010
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