Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024

CAB

A CAB is a (C)unt (A)ss (B)itch who will ditch you, run away, be earnest 24/7, and also doesn't gives shit about your life

Guy: dude she's a damn CAB
Friend: what's a CAB?
Guy: A cunt ass Bitch
Friend: ohhhh, you're right she is a CAB

by TheA55eaterGOD September 15, 2017

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

CAB

CAB -n - acronym that arranges to a word familiar to a pedestrian that walks the streets of New York. Initial meaning is "Cunt Ass Bitch". Permeated throughout the Northeast town of Allenhurst by Kate O'Rourke. She discovered this word while backpacking through Europe while she was studying abroad.

"Wow, that tourist was such a CAB" exclaimed young Billy, as he was flung to the sidewalk by the oblivious tourist...

by Chris Fumatumahufalla May 5, 2009

cab

(n. or adj.) 1. stands for cunt ass bitch. 2. an insult.

Ew. That girl is such a cab.

by torquemada:D May 4, 2011

taxi cabs for fleas

Greyhound

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track

by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017

crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink

She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025