broco

two bro’s going to hoco together

Hey man wanna go to broco together?

by Piece.of.Cake October 7, 2019

broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020

Bronomo

A single word for the phrase “Bro, no homo”

Friend 1: *starts cuddling Friend 2*
Friend 2: “ Bro stop cuddling me! Thats gay”
Friend 1: “Dude its okay, Bronomo”

by UrMomIsMySideHoe November 6, 2022

Andy Broom

1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex.

2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.

Boy: Do you want to hu?

Girl: No, you're almost as ugly and repulsive as an Andy Broom.

by Barmas April 1, 2019

a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.

I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?

by UK Canuck June 15, 2023

Doom on the Broom

A sex position in which the "witch" straddles the "broom" until the white demons "come" to destroy her. Can be cosplay or simply for fun. Also the name of the gay fanfic of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Paul: Hey what happened to Linda last night?

Mark: She got a bit of the old Doom on the Broom!

by SloppyKissesFromGrandma October 3, 2016

Drive by brooming

Drive by brooming
Sleeping with someone then brushing them away like dirt afterwards.

Person 1: what happened to that girl you liked?
Person 2: nah, it was just a drive by brooming.

by Lord xepho March 19, 2019