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Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "

bronology 

the study of all words containing "bro"
He really knows his bronology he even says it in spanish
bronology by tw18 December 9, 2008

Bronoodling

(Noun)

As 'Bromance' is a homosocial corruption of the word 'Romance'. 'Bronoodling' - as popularised by 'Hipster Run Off' - is a homosocial corruption of the established and largely heterosexual act of 'Canoodling'.

'Bronoodling' is an act of largely initiated by alt bros engaging in quality time together.
'Get up to anything last night?'

'Just spent some time bronoodling and listening to fuzzy buzzy indie bands. It was a Marathon, but we could Feel It All Around.'

'That reference is Washed Out. And wtf is bronoodling?'

'Get out of my life man. We can no longer bronoodle.
Bronoodling by Alt-Bro May 25, 2011
This occurs when chilling at a bar or party and a sudden influx of dudes overtake the event, this would be the pre-cursor to a Sausage Fest.
Man we got to get out of here, it looks like a category 5 Bronomi is moving in.
Bronomi by Mclive29 January 5, 2010

Bronogomy 

(Bro-nog-oh-me): The platonic, monogamous relationship between two "Bro's".
Me and my Bro David are in a Bronogomy. We are fundamentalist Bronogomist's.
Bronogomy by GirTastic August 4, 2013

Bronomics 

The social science that studies the lives of "bros"
Brojangles: Hey broseph does the bro-juice work better if I inject it in my ass?

Brosiphious maximus: bromontana what are you brotarded or something? Ofcourse the ass is the best place for bro-juice

Brojangles: how do you know bro?

Brosiphious maximus: bro its simple bronomics

Brojangles: wow im gana be such a brosephorus rex
Bronomics by Brosiphious the Third October 12, 2009