Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

Birthday Candle

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

birthday

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

Birthday Slice

An unusually small slice, or portion, of food. In reference to the amount of slices a pizza is cut into when served at a birthday party.

I'm not too hungry, can you just get me a birthday slice?

by icetubes April 3, 2010

birthday

Anniversay of one's birth.

On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.

by Saints November 2, 2003

Facebook Birthday Flop

The embarrassing situation where one's unpopularity is revealed by a disappointingly low number of public birthday wishes on one's Facebook wall, especially in comparison to others in one's peer group.

"Hey Steve, just looked at your wall and saw only three people wished you a happy birthday? WTF?!"

"I know man, so bummed. It was a total Facebook Birthday Flop :-(("

by MP123 April 10, 2010