boringer

It can get more boring

Brooke: Uni work is so much boringer than being bored.

by didn'treallyfeellikeputting November 4, 2008

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009

boreinger

the act of being more borded then you thought humanly possible (and that means you REALLY bored)

This is more boreinger than golf!

by Eric The Great May 17, 2007

boringest

the epitome of boring. an adjective that describes something extremely and insanely broing

this is the most boringest phone conversation ever

by urbandictionaryisking September 6, 2015

boring

Most people, especially idiots.

I was talking to this person, and he didn't know what tranverse adverb I was using. Idiot.

by liable September 24, 2003

Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009