Bondarchuk's gun 

A term used in circles of russian cinema fans in opposite to "Chekhov's gun". If Bondarchuk's gun appears in the plot, it will never be used. Was first mentioned by Russian cinema reviewer "Badcomedian" in the review of Fedor Bondarchuk's film "Prityazhenie" (attraction) as a joke.

-Have you seen that new film about a part of soviet history by Nikita Mikhalkov?
-Yeah, the love line in the plot is definitely the Bondarchuk's gun.

Bondarchuk's gun by John Lasley January 7, 2022

Dirty Bond 

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

Dirty Bond by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary 

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
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U R BANed from URBAN dictionary by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

Benedikta 

A girl or a woman of Nordic descent. Even if it's not a common name it's known that usually Benedikta is intelligent and pretty. Benediktas also tend to be very stylish but wear a lot of black. Beware of strange sense of humour and ruthlessness when it comes to their occupation.

Wow, that lawyer woman is tough!

Yeah, that's a typical Benedikta, wouldn't wanna mess with her...

Benedikta by bumble_bee October 13, 2010

James Bond

Dude who gets laid in every Fucking movie

Sean CoNNery is such a James Bond

James Bond by THE people Brothers March 30, 2009

Benedict 

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

Benedict by chief84 August 11, 2008

Benedict 

The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.

friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend

Benedict by turtlesrcoolerthanu November 14, 2019