blowjob week

The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.

"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"

by Unger July 21, 2005

Christian Blowjob

When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.

They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.

by Stayingwithjesus August 29, 2016

Cuban blowjob

A ritual - most commonly associated with bachelor parties - where a group of men take turns blowing cigar smoke on a friend so as to remove the scent of stripper perfume before he returns home to his fiancé, wife, husband, or significant other.

At the conclusion of his bachelor party, the boys gave Bryan the old Cuban blowjob to throw off the bride-to-be's discerning nose.

by qwithoutyou February 8, 2015

blowjob queen

being extremely good at giving head

Damn! Amanda is one blowjob queen

by George the man whore August 27, 2005

Canadian Blowjob

the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral sex upon your partner during an intense hockey game.

Ya i heard she gave Mr. Ye a Canadian Blowjob, so now hes got frostbite on his dick

by aznblaze August 13, 2012

Blowjob City

A magicial location, often dreamt of by men, where Blowjobs are as prevelant as water, as succulent as Filet Mignon and as inspired as Oprah Winfrey talking about Barack Obama. Blowjobs in Blowjob City are tailored for however the receiver desires.

I always have dreams about this magical location Blowjob City, but when I wake up, reality hits me in the face.

by DrFellatio January 19, 2008

blowjob artist

An artisian who sucks dick like they invented the craft

That bitch has sucked so many miles of dick she is a bona fide blowjob artist

by Tommy & Kelly, inspired by Tencia August 29, 2008