blogariah

A person who has a blog that is read by very few people, perhaps only by the author himself.

He spends a lot of time writing for his blog, but his lack of interesting material has left him a blogariah.

by cmsb705 December 9, 2008

bloats Mcgoats

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

Bloatastic

To get really stuffed and on good Mexican food to the point where you are not just bloated, but fantastically bloated.

Guys this Mexican food is bloatastic.
Let's all head down to Trudy's Mexican Star tonight and get bloatastic.
Those beans are looking real bloatastic.

by SimonPieman December 14, 2014

bloatwear

The loose-fitting clothes women wear while menstruating.

Girl 1: I've got the cramps real bad like. I'm retaining water like a sponge.

Girl 2: You should wear your yoga pants.

Girl 1: True that. Gotta love bloatwear.

by Kotoba Palabra November 17, 2016

fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

mountain dew bloat

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006

Blorange

Not Quite Blue, Not Quite Orange. Blorange

Wow!! Check It!!!!!

Blorange Jacket!

Boom Ting ^-^

by La'Frances March 23, 2008