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Car cock blocked

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you
Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man
by mr.snruB November 15, 2010
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Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.
Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.
by Skitlles&Meggles July 14, 2011
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cod-blocked

Similar to cockblocked.

If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
See cockblocked
Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"

"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"
by icanhazafunny February 25, 2010
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Drop blocked

The moment in which a person thinks the drop is about to happen in a dubstep song, but is mistaken/disappointed when the drop does not come.
A person is listening to dubstep.

Person: Yes, the drop is coming!
-A few seconds later-
Person: No, the drop didn't happen! I just got drop blocked!
by ApocalypseNOTnow July 9, 2011
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Blacked

It's a long-going adult entertainment series that it's mostly a kink-fetish for some and it might be racist in itself because black male pornstars usually fuck white porn actresses on those videos.
Billy: Hey Chuck, guess who's the new addition to Blacked?

Chuck: Who is it?

Billy: Aidra Fox, my favorite pornstar.
by Ms. Lewdy October 17, 2020
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Get her blucked

A variation of the Northern Irish expression "get her bucked" which means to urge someone to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman. Get her blucked was coined by Queen's University students and means to urge someone to have sex with a woman by first getting her blocked (drunk)in order to make her more open to the deed.
"Mate I really like that girl but I don't think she's up for it"
"Get her blucked."
by pingu69 March 15, 2009
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bricked it

when someone is scared because of a sudden or threatening action, making them lay an imaginary 'brick' in their pants
John got punched last night by some lad.

Did he do anything back?

Nah, he bricked it
by thegipster June 12, 2010
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