Shift the blame shift the shame

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

by Dasken March 21, 2010

Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Blameful

When somebody places blame on you for their own idiotic mistakes

Eliza: I wish you had told me that you changed the date of your party. I took the whole weekend off work.

Kate: Well, did you receive an invitation? The party date has been rescheduled. Don’t be so blameful.

by Kagolina July 14, 2010

BeamHead

BeamHead is a revolutionary band with no genre, that has never recorded any music. However, they excel at drinking whiskey, partying, and keeping their beloved strippers from being raped. Their hit single, which has yet to be written, is "Don't Rape my Strippers." Despite having no music they began their world tour in 2010, making their first stop in Washington, D.C.

BeamHead are the shit!! I went to see them and I woke up in a basketball hoop over someone's garage!

by D3rrang3D November 22, 2010

beamline

a straighter line than a beeline; laser-like beam line

You had a beamline view of me sitting at the table.

by ghost tissues June 4, 2011

blamerang

Like a boomerang of guilt and shame; when you toss out a carefully constructed comment blaming another person for some issue, it turns around and implicates your guilt in the issue.

My comment blameranged when I pointed out that his project was causing a problem and it turned out to be some shared code I wrote.

by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah August 23, 2012

Beamoned

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.

I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.

by The ai guys April 14, 2013