Borket

When someone fucks something up, you can use this term. Derived from the inbred Family

If someone drops something or even gives out a shit horse racing tip. You then say to the person. "BORKET!!!"

by bkts09 February 4, 2009

Bjort

(v) To noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, Icelandic orifice.

Jumping Jesus, did you just bjort?!?

by not_my_name December 8, 2004

Bjorking

Bjorking (verb) is when you're messing around, having fun, gettin crazy, but mostly having fun and vibing in good intent.

Can also mean experimenting, so like if you're trying a new character in a video game, you're bjorking.

It comes from Bjork (Icelandic musician and singer) and her attitude towards life depicted from interviews she's done in the past.

M: Hey! What have you been up to?

H: Y'know, just Bjorking around and whatnot

M: Wanna play some Mortal Kombat? I'm picking Kitana this time
H: Oh you're just Bjorking around huh?

by malza_69 March 1, 2022

Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.

When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?

by anonymous January 21, 2023

bfork

A verb meaning to be ditched by someone shortly before you are going to meet with them.

Rachel totally bforked me yesterday. We were going to go to Taco Bell but she called me an hour before and canceled because she had a "doctors appointment."

by MattAB April 3, 2008

bjorntjie

South African version of the name Bjorn. Literally translated as 'little Bjorn'.

Often seen riding motorbikes or chasing after odd looking women. Will sometimes be found with head in the clouds, truly believing that they are Wolverine....or something equally unrealistic. Bjorntjie's are never modest but they are just as strong, brave and loyal as they are weird and wacky.

That Bjorntjie needs to find himself a good pair of glasses.

Oh Christ, Bjorntjie's lost the plot again.

by Red_22 September 12, 2013

bjerkan

The small fungi found either on lush fields in suburban parts of Ontario, Canada, or between the legs of Ukrainian hookers who've just decided to turn their life around. Can be transmitted sexually or through pollination.

1: "Oh man, I've got the bjerkans!"
2: "Bro, don't ever visit the Soviet Union without protection... or Xanax."

by RaisinsRock October 30, 2013