Befuddled

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

by tommehghost June 22, 2009

fries before guys

The unwritten law that your fries (female friends) should always become before guys (male with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your fries when they feel you are becoming whipped.

Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.

Erica: Jane, it's ladies night, remember to bring the wine.

Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.

Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.

Jane: Good call, see you at 8.

by paus hoe September 1, 2014

Befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl

a hobbit painting a portrait of a nudist in a hot air balloon while skyping with an avatar and drinking a fresca

I wanted to go to the county fair, but a befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl had landed near the entrance and had caused a major blockade.

by Madisunshine February 27, 2010

Befriend

To violently attack someone with very dangerous and extremely powerful blasts of magical pink light until your target sees the validity of your viewpoint.

"If you won't stand down, I'll have to befriend you!" "Oh god, please, don't befriend me!" "Brace yourself; You're about to be befriended!"

by Bearorcat February 4, 2010

nightmare before christmas

a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.

Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!

Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.

Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!

by cynical minority May 19, 2005

befresbian

to be friends. with a lesbian

or to befriend a lesbian

harry: you know ellen de generes?
fran: as if i dont!
harry: well im going to befresbian her
fran: oh yeah well, penis.

by shezbomb May 28, 2009

Sistahs before Mistahs

The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.

Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.

by SJB July 29, 2008