Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.

Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”

by Beejaydee November 27, 2017

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beeatch

beaatch is evelyn kelly. she is the definitive beeatch. no one else can ever be beeatch. if anyone else is called beeatch, they're wrong. right!! She is my sista!!
see also: shu beeatch

Me: hey beeatch!
Evelyn: Hey, bruva!

by Shearan December 18, 2004

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Beejay • Beejai • beejal • beeja • Beejaan • beejable • beejackieism • beejaculate • beejae • beejanese

Beefalo

An animal whos language is plop.

The beefalo said, "plop."

by SpeedyTurtle0825 April 5, 2005

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Beejai

VERY rare therefore EXTREMELY special. Top of the line, in it to win it guy who takes bullshit from no one. Success driven and always gets what he wants. Yes, that includes women. Never rejected or deserted. Extremely loveable. Surrounded by ridiculously influential people. Destined to do great things and go down in history. When it comes to the bedroom he's the king of the jungle so ladies beware.

I wish i was Beejai..

by DaMissezz July 29, 2010

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