It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

You can't see because your heads up your ass

A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.

Can be used in any tense past or present.

"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."

by Microhard726 August 3, 2020

dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017

Because I said so

Because I said so

Bob why, because I said so

by Yeetmcyeetman October 6, 2020

Because Street

it started as people making fun of things some BMXers do, like nollie off of curbs, dip 3s, and nose bunk things, ect. it eventually just became a general response to any question asking why.

"why did john nollie off that curb?"

"because street"
"why did you not do the homework?"
"BECAUSE STREET"

by Franklyn newell October 2, 2013

because one can

A reason for doing sommat.

Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.

by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016

becausem

for the reason that; since

The becausem that this word is on here is my brother told me becausem wasn't a word.

by Justglobal.salty June 14, 2016