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Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'
by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019
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beaver posse

1. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture hot, young, and unblemished females for the purpose of sexual activity.

2. A group, gang, or other collection of males who attempt to round up, lasso, or otherwise capture, hot, young, and unblemished dam-building rodents.
The prettier 8th grade girls were always worried that one of the neighborhood's many beaver posses might catch and fuck them on their way to school.
by The Real Champ April 5, 2007
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Italian Beaver

When you shove Pasta into a Beaver's anus.
John: "Hey Jacob, I made an Italian Beaver!"
Jacob: "What the fuck man..."
by Elephantiono June 17, 2016
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Beaver Sword

1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.
1. She polished my Beaver Sword.

2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.
by _mclovin_ October 16, 2012
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beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.
Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.
by Swtkarma October 17, 2013
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beaver lashes

Wow you have nice looking beaver lashes.
by Haley.duh April 15, 2016
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Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.
Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.
by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018
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