Dead battery 

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

Dead battery by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021

1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes

When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.

1% battery by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Irish Battery 

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

Irish Battery by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021

Assassin Battery 

Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.

Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.

Assassin Battery by BorthersXV March 12, 2022

atomic battery 

A battery that uses the decay of radioactive isotopes in relatively slow amounts that can last to centuries, this is commonly used for 24/7 operating machines that do not need power maintenance.

The voyager 1 uses an atomic battery so it can send back information to earth centuries after launch.

atomic battery by 1m1m0 September 26, 2022

flat battery 

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

flat battery by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

low battery power 

20% battery or less

Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.

low battery power by bluestinger66 May 7, 2023