Batin

When you masturbate discretely, but carelessly, in a public setting.

I'm pretty sure Zach has been batin behind his desk for the past 3 hours.

by Bub-Tub Half Chub May 31, 2015

Luke Baik

1. A guy who has lots of pimples and recently had plastic surgery to enlarge his penis
2. A guy who likes to buttfuck with Hyung Jun and Giju
3. A very annoying situation that nearly makes you commit suicide

1. Oh my God, what a Luke Baik this is!
2. Luke : C'mon let's do it

Giju : What?

Luke : Buttfuck!

by Shut up Boy, Shut up, Shut up! August 18, 2010

misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.

guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!

by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008

batin'

Basically the shorter version of masterbating without the awkward looks. I made this one myself and it works wonders!

"So, you didn't answer when I called. Were you batin' it up?"

by T. Beez February 11, 2008

Batikill1

A Batikill1 is a well respected and desired man in nightclubs. Men want to be him. Ladies want to be with him.

Ben: Who was that?
Steve: I think it was Batikill1.
Mandy: He's so getting laid tonight!

by Junglebiscui October 30, 2008

Batko

A child that likes to make your bed rock, kick billy-goats, and devour turkey heads. They are known for being very obnoxious and like to smoke soccer balls after biology class because frogs make them horny. Cookies make them grin and they like to color pictures of Hitler. They originate from the inner jungles of inner Iran. they eat asians for breakfast, cheetahs for lunch, and baby heads for dinner.
BEWARE THE BATKO!!!!!!

Pierre: "WHAT IS THAT THING!? IT'S EATING MY ASIAN!!"
Julio-Ricardo Montez: "Oh, that's just my friendly neighborhood Batko."
Pierre: "Friendly my left butt-cheek!"

by ilikepooping787 October 5, 2010

Batia

Strange smell; strong unflattering sent

Dude, you smell like Batia! Bro your moms cooter smells like Batia.

by Frank Vinc3nt May 11, 2021