john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 18, 2017

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Paris Bates

One of the most finest, baddest, and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Tends to be shy and introverted but won’t admit it. Very distracting due to how cute and loving she is. Ps: she will reject you but keep trying….you may have a chance in the future.

You talk to Paris Bates? Wow, you’re a lucky one!

by Rodger That June 06, 2021

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D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

by gnostic3 October 01, 2020

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Queef-Bate

An insult, calling someone a homosexual, feminine, or a pre-mature Queef.

Hey man, the way that guy is looking at me is completely Queef-Bate.

by ChipOfTheMunks August 16, 2009

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Bate and switch

When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.

The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020

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