Brunchy

A middle aged technocrat whose only hobby is going to brunch with their brunchy friends. After a long week pushing pencils and filing documents, they satisfy their meaningless life by ordering French 75s at 10am and asking the server to take a picture for instagram.

Hey bro, wanna get mimosas and vegan breakfast tacos at Huckleberry?

No thanks brunchy, I'm all out of d-bag nickels.

by Llano May 3, 2024

brunch

A combination of breakfast and lunch, usually taking place in the late morning. Can sometimes have alcoholic drinks but this is not a requirement for the meal

We had brunch in the late morning

by the smart brother June 12, 2024

bruncher

A person who once a day eats breakfast, lunch and dinner as one meal and in one sitting, at any given time.

Sam is having his bruncher.

by petite weapon mass destruction February 27, 2025

Baruch

Baruch, the most hypnotizing handsome man there is. He is attractive, not only in a physical way but in a way that he attracts you to him. He is smart but doesn’t work hard enough to prove it. He is charismatic, charming, funny, and outgoing. When he looks at you he doesn’t only look, but actually sees way beyond your soul. He has the most nice smile and his jokes make everyone laugh. His presence is enough to make everyone uncomfortable, but not in a bad way, in a way that he makes you want more of him and makes you want to be with him. He will always hide his problems with a smile and avoid talking about anything so be understanding and caring.

He really is an amazing person with an amazing personality and soul.

Wow you’re going out with Baruch. You’re really lucky.

by someonewhowill always love u:) July 17, 2025

Baruched

When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.

It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.

I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.

by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025

Brunchternoon Tea

Breakfast, lunch, and afternoon tea all in one. The first meal of your day, eaten in the afternoon.

Just ate Brunchternoon Tea, feelin good.

by Brunchternoon Tea Guy July 23, 2025

grady brunching

its where u cover ur whole body in stilton, then let 50 men screw the cheese all over ur body, so there's a double cheese layer

that stilton looks good Dan, lets cover your body and go out to a football match to let 50 men screw it to double it up aka grady brunching

by Davsroom August 26, 2008