Barking at the Tuna

The act of vomiting in a womans vagina while performing oral sex.

I was so hammered last night that I started barking at the tuna while hooking up with Sally.

by yeagerstew March 24, 2008

Barking Redeye

Mooning someone and spreading your cheeks so they can see your 'redeye'. The 'bark' means to fart while your cheeks are spread.

Note: If you accidentaly shit on the floor during the Barking Redeye, your buddies reserve the right to tell everyone you know, especially women.

I stood over my roommates bed and gave him a Barking Redeye first thing in the morning.

by Fishnizzle April 13, 2007

bark-dark

a VERY hott brunette...who by most people, would call a 10 while having a VERY difficult time not groping the brown-haired beauty.

Yo jamal..check out dat ho..man she's a fuckin "bark-dark"

by sirNIPSalot July 29, 2006

fart-bark

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.

Shut up, fart-bark!

by Lulu (age 5) c/o Coz (daddy) August 22, 2003

bark piece

Standard unit of currency within the wordgrackle/word community.

May The Gobs shower you with many a bark piece.

by Dolphin_X March 30, 2003

park and bark

Parking a car (park) and talking for a variable length of a time (bark), often with the presence of food.

Kevin: Hey Lauren, do you want to go to Wendy's and have a park and bark?
Lauren: *Hearty laugh* Oh man I could go for a frosty.
Kevin: ... and fries, too?
Lauren: Oh, my, god, yes

by k.hahn January 21, 2007

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 04, 2008