the baller society

There is still hope if you weren't eligible for the baller crew to be accepted in some formal ballerness, there is the baller society. (the def. of the baller crew could not be posted on this site because the site realized it is just too damn baller to be published) To get into this society you have to have shown exquisite ballerness in everyday life, and if you try to hard to be baller to get into this crew, you are definitley not baller. This is so because you can not try hard to be baller it has to come naturally and easy, if it doesn't stop trying! Anyway you know if you should be in this society or not, and of course all the members of the baller crew are automatically granted membership to this society.
The rules of the Baller Society.
1. Do not talk about the Baller Society.
2. Do not talk about the Baller Society.
3. No trons will be permitted into this society.
4. Do not ask me if you are in this society, if there is any question and you are wondering if you are in this society, i will tell you. You are not.
5. If you continually break rule 4 there will be a sore fate for you.

Tim says, "Can i be in the baller society?"
The baller society says, "No tim, you are just not baller enough, maybe someday . . may someday . . ."

by P-tone November 7, 2004

shady baller

A shady baller refers to a baller who feels the need to call attention to their own "baller"ness. This may be seen through such actions as asking all of their coworkers to join them in a particular activity so that it may make them as "baller" as the "baller" sees themselves. Another example would be a shady "baller" describing all of the ways of which they are "baller" and how "baller" that makes them. A shady baller lacks any self awareness and improperly identifies themselves as "baller" to such a degree that they are not, in fact, "baller".

A. "Who's that in the lobby running his mouth off?" "Nobody to worry about. Dude's a shady baller. Pay him no mind."

by foxandthehound May 17, 2018

nugget baller

When you have one chicken nugget left and a full serving of bbq sauce

I was down to my last Mcnugget , then found a full cup of bbq sauce. I felt like a nugget baller

by Darth K8tr April 8, 2016

loller baller

someone who's very very very very very funny

*tells really really really really funny joke*
"that's loller baller"

by nathonkey June 18, 2021

Baller dance

Either standing still or rotating slowly whilst flicking imaginary 50 pound notes out of your hands repetitively and nodding your head

Mannnn that dude sure can baller dance he must be a proper balllllerrrrr

by Mr Wong 5529 May 6, 2015

Biden ballers

A person who is in the process of spending their entire stimulus check.

These Biden ballers came in here and bought $300 worth of chicken nuggets!

by Chochain March 30, 2021

Waterbug baller

A player who receives the ball and scurries quicky to make gainful yardage and an awesome play.

" when that player was given the ball, The Waterbug Footballer ran all the way to the goal"

" That player is a Waterbug Baller------no one can catch him when he gets the ball "

by GiTTins Momma September 16, 2016