two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011

two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 7, 2006

Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

Baggers

A shy man with a very large appendage, that is afraid to release it upon the world.

Elizabeth: "Hey Claudia, do you see that shy guy over there? I hear he is a bit of a baggers."

Claudia "Omg really!? That's shy Alex. I had no idea!"

by Jack Spanker June 2, 2018

biggler

a jokey show off

"I had the finest wine at the meal on the weekend"
"alright biggler"

by pigletloverrr February 13, 2019

Bagger daddy

An attractive person who rides a motorcycle with bags on it.

Look at that bagger daddy pulling in!

by Sassy_pantss July 8, 2021

Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.

Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!

by baggergod9000 July 31, 2021