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Australian Wrapping Paper 

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
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Australian Server 

A place where you must swear
Person 1: Sorry cunt but this is an Australian server, you didn't swear enough.
Person 2: Oh fuck shit cock ass-

Australian Foot Stool 

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.
Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.
Australian Foot Stool by Snoone March 23, 2018

australian bush wookie 

that aussie over there is an australian bush wookie

Australian Speed Train 

When one uses their penis to help insert ecstasy into another's anus.
My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the old Australian Speed Train

Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub) 

To be the most talented schoolboy in the world at rugby league makes every rep team and represents his country.
Kobe Ayoub.
Wow this guy is the best footy player I have ever seen, He must be a Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub),
Someone help im playing against The Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

Australian VSCO girl 

On another level of Vsco. When she thinks she is not a vsco girl but her instagram feed would beg otherwise.
wow look its an Australian VSCO girl