1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
1. A person who does not believe in a Creator, a god, or any ultimate being that is above the human race. An atheist usually has no problem with those who believe in a god, but those that do believe sometimes tend to surround themselves with others that share their beliefs because they are taught to in their religion.
2. Not the devil.
3. Does not believe in an afterlife, creator, god, and usually does believe in evolution.
4. The opposite of an idiot who believes in speaking in tongues, an omnipotent being, and that the world is 5,000 years old.
5. Usually will enjoy the movie "Religulous."
6. Bill Maher, Seth Mcfarlane, Brian Griffin, etc.
7. Some may be more open minded than people who were raised as very strict Christians.
2. Not the devil.
3. Does not believe in an afterlife, creator, god, and usually does believe in evolution.
4. The opposite of an idiot who believes in speaking in tongues, an omnipotent being, and that the world is 5,000 years old.
5. Usually will enjoy the movie "Religulous."
6. Bill Maher, Seth Mcfarlane, Brian Griffin, etc.
7. Some may be more open minded than people who were raised as very strict Christians.
Brian: "Oh, your barking up the wrong tree Meg. I'm an atheist."
Family: *Gasp*
Peter: "What's that?"
Brian: "Well, I don't believe in God."
Family: *Gasp*
Peter: "What's that?"
Brian: "Well, I don't believe in God."
by AnyWayTheWindBlows July 11, 2009
Theist: Someone who knows god personally.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
by cloud195 May 18, 2013
Someone who has actually read the Bible without grossly distorting its meaning into some sort of modern work of humanism. When atheists say hell is bull and sin isn't real, they are actually being intolerant, according to pussy agnostics and moderate Christians, who don't believe anything in the bible ever happened, but somehow think god exists anyway.
Atheist: Religion controls your way of life. Prime example, many gay people suffer through years of self-hate because religion says they are sick and "unnatural."
Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.
Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.
Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
by joseffritz January 17, 2012
1. People who believe that the universe and all life was created by an explosion that no one can explain.
2. People who claim that all life on Earth was created by tiny microorganisms and they somehow "evolved" into the complex structures that we are today.
3. People who can explain how, but not why.
4. People who most likely have never been to church and don't even know the teachings from the churches
2. People who claim that all life on Earth was created by tiny microorganisms and they somehow "evolved" into the complex structures that we are today.
3. People who can explain how, but not why.
4. People who most likely have never been to church and don't even know the teachings from the churches
Atheists: Did you know that we were all created by a big explosion that came from nowhere?
Religious person: So why did that happen?
Atheists: ....uhh, well.....
Religious person: So why did that happen?
Atheists: ....uhh, well.....
by XJ104 June 13, 2009
I contend that we are both atheist. I just belive in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. (based on Richard Dawkins)
by schumpeter June 07, 2010
Person #1: Oh my God. It's totally raining fire. I think it's Judgement Day.
Person #2: Huh.
Person #1: Maybe...we should pray for salvation?
Person #2: Nah, I don't need eternal life and forgivness. I'm an atheist.
Person #2: Huh.
Person #1: Maybe...we should pray for salvation?
Person #2: Nah, I don't need eternal life and forgivness. I'm an atheist.
by The Twilight Zoner November 12, 2009