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fuck me in the ass because i love jesus 

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
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Fuck me right in the ass hole 

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass 

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."

Fuck me in da ASS 

When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.
Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.

Well fuck me in the ass, right? 

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.
Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart 

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome
"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland 

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"