a.s.s.

A Stupid Statement.

Ryan says:
LOL means laugh out loud
John says:
Ass.

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A.s.s.

a.s.s. by fly4awhiteguyshamwow January 23, 2009

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear 

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear by McFeather November 6, 2008

B.A.S.S. 

B.A.S.S. basically means taking a Big Ass Super Shit

Chris had food poisoning from shit food on the street, so he often went to the rest room to let out a B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. by ompa loompa November 2, 2010

Sick as shit 

Gnarly, wicked, over the top, unbelievable, amazing.

Bro trick you just did was sick as shit.

Sick as shit by That guy with the black shirt February 8, 2012

smooth as sandpaper 

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

smooth as sandpaper by von groovy August 8, 2017

sweet as sugar

"Sweet as sugar" is a simile used to describe how kind he/she is to someone or something.

"Suzie is as sweet as sugar,she is so kind to everyone she meets

sweet as sugar by Very smart teenager January 30, 2018

Hot as Sex 

Pretty damn hot as in cute or sexy. When one is "hot as sex" it means they are drop dead gorgeous

"Dayum that girl is hot as sex!"

Hot as Sex by Karrington C. December 4, 2005