Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.

I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!

by Albama man April 12, 2020

Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.

Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!

by Yæt January 1, 2021

Charm Alarm

When something that is said or done is so annoyingly cute and charming that an alarm starts chiming so loud, it can be heard transiently regardless of geographical location!

Gabriella said she would send Stella snacks for her period so Stella heard the charm alarm ringing!

by AnonymouSaurus November 30, 2021

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

dick alarm clock

You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.

My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!

by Peanut76 January 5, 2014

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

Mt.Ararat

A school in Maine where the administration doesn't properly handle situations. They punish the students for barely anything. They hand out in-houses, suspension and expulsions regularly. Also, Mt.Ararat is a low class school with dividers, file cabinets, chalkboards and posters for walls. Most of the student body are loud whores that talk to much and wanna be pimps with their pants to low. Then there's the harpswell portion of the student and we'll not go there. Mt.ararat also lacks in the sports department. Football team hasn't made it to states in years, the hockey team couldn't even beat cony. Congrats to all Mt.Ararat Grads! You made it a whole four years in a horrible school!

They go to Mt.Ararat.

oh, they must have no class.

by you wish you knew me 14 October 30, 2012