alan 

The prettiest most amazing person in the entire world like so amazing it's unreal

For example omg do you see that guy over there!? He's so pretty!

Oh yeah that must be Alan

alan by 🫶🏻🫶🏻 June 21, 2022

Alan 

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month

Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

Alan by Cenki May 15, 2022

alan 

alan is a huge curly tall guy thats is easy to fall for but at the end of the day HE HAS A HUGE COCK all he girls want a piece he is the prime example of the cum exploder he gtes so much girls that even dudes fall for him he just too hot!!!!

alan is hot

alan by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Alan 

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

Alan by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Alan 

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

Alan by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Alan 

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

Alan by Alan_asian July 28, 2022

Alan 

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

Alan by tinnytintin September 21, 2022