Definitions by Alan_asian

culita 

Slang term for “butthole”

“I’m gonna eat your culita *nom nom*”

culita by Alan_asian June 14, 2023

Alan 

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

Alan by Alan_asian July 28, 2022