Adopted

Its what you are

Son, Your adopted. So is your mother.

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

adept armor

Adept Armor™ produces protective coating solutions for all fabrics, glass, and circuit boards.

I used Adept Armor™ Fabric Guard on my shoes.

by Adept Armor January 10, 2014

You're adopted

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.

Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.

by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

abdoption

1. The right to have something By Force! Ab - Against and adoption, A word combining the words adoption and abduction. abduct - carry away by force; adoption from ad (on) and option the right to have something, as in adding the right to have a new child in a home.

2. An adoption of a child that results from abducting a child from the natural parents.

3. An Adoption that is done Against the will of one or both parents.

Little Jimmy was stolen from his home Texas and given to another family through an abdoption in Utah!

The Mother used an abdoption so the child would never see his father who was in prison so he could not see their son!

by Mysterious Wording January 17, 2008

adoption

Joseph kony welcoming you into his army

have you heard about all those children up foradoption?

by OLAF ROCK COCK August 8, 2016

Adoption

The cover story for when you are caught talking or meeting with someone you shouldn't be associating with.

"When Melania asked why Don was texting Vlad late at night, he said it was to talk about adoption.

by PresidentTaftThatAss July 20, 2017

October 18 National Adoption Day

October 18, is national adoption day get all your children today

October 18 National Adoption day

by Mrnotfunny October 17, 2019