Pull a fast one

When you go to the bathroom or saying you are going to use the bathroom but you are actually going to get drunk do drugs jerk off or have sex or leave

Don't pull a fast one on me we gotta get this shit done man

by Goozoozfrabaa September 13, 2019

Ripped me a new one

A phrase meaning to shout, scream, or try to convince someone from anger.

She ripped me a new one when she found out it was me who took her face.

by Minister June 1, 2005

on a hot one

In the middle of a hot crime spree.

That westside crew is on a hot one!

by Caroline Byrne September 9, 2005

you a good one

you’re indeed NOT a good one. meaning your stupid, dumb not making sense in certain situation others would be more smart about etc.

example:
Sam:”i spent my last trying to get Ronald out of jail

liz : lol you a good one couldnt be me

by #ThatJustMakesSense May 18, 2022

Chuck us a fat one

To lay down a fat hack

Robbo man, Chuck us a fat one

by Buntos November 2, 2016

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.

"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021

Poke her a new one

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.

Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.

by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009