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Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.
"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."
by otterpop206 December 14, 2013
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Kardashian

While skiing or snowboarding one sticks to exclusively black runs.
Dude I Kardashianed the whole way down!! It was sick!
by Wardy79 March 14, 2023
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Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.
A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*
by Archetypalknight June 10, 2017
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The 1700 of the kardashians

The 1700 of the kardashians are also known as The Schuyler Sisters.
by Markey Linky October 28, 2020
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Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened
“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian
by Cash_MNY December 9, 2020
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Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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kardashian curse

curse as known to be ignorant, selfish driven by money
person 1:Kanye has the kardashian curse
person 2: nah dip! he voted for trump
by Humblis Kumaresh January 17, 2017
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