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Louisiana Petting Zoo

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.
Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.
by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009
mugGet the Louisiana Petting Zoomug.

taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.
How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.
by s3zero February 4, 2010
mugGet the taking retards to the zoomug.

Zoo-Ass Bitch

A female straight out of the jungle. She is absolutely disgusting with tribal titties and a giant bush. Laughable in nature and looks as if she should belong in an exhibit at the zoo.
"Damn look at that girl over there"
"Got damn zoo-ass bitch reeks like salmon and jungle Ebola"
"I'd still hit though homie"
by Dosburg January 15, 2015
mugGet the Zoo-Ass Bitchmug.

pedo-zoo-necrophile

a predix, which describes a person with a mental disturbance, in which he/she is attracted to premature dead animals.
Who the hell has raped this poor little dead puppy?
- It must be a pedo-zoo-necrophile!
by Evil Ha'Kfar March 23, 2005
mugGet the pedo-zoo-necrophilemug.

za za zoo

za za zoo is a phrase to describe that undeniably charismatically sexy something in someone. They've got style, pizaaz if you will... something that grabs you even if you don't know what that is.
1. Karen: So are you going out with that Joshua tonight?
Linda: Hell no! He doesn't have any za za zoo.
2. Don't worry that beauty mark on your face only adds more za za zoo.
by coolpeopleflocktogether January 16, 2006
mugGet the za za zoomug.

Zoo Wee Mama

Zoo Wee Mama is a comic created by Greg Heffley in the book by Jeff Kinney, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"
A lot of people especially YouTubers use it. Sometime, zoo wee mama is going to be the only phrase that people use.
by AOr3445 May 6, 2022
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