Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.
That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.
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Xander

Xander is the most sweetest, caring, love able and gentle guy. He has a heart like marshmallows over a hot fire. Xander is the all in one package, he is the best boyfriend, best friend and most of all, the best person you will ever meet. Xander makes stupid jokes and laughs at them, but he has the sweetest smile so no one really cares. Love him and care for him because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 22, 2021
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Xander

Xander is a person with some dark humor, although not always good humor. He's smart and very rarely nerdy, but sometimes he can act like a dumb guy. Although his looks have a lot of potential, it's pretty wasted because he doesn't really care about his appearance (Not that he is ugly). He's pretty open to good friends but keeps most of his emotions to himself. Is a super nice guy who can adjust to almost any situation. But you gotta watch out. If he's got his eyes on a girl, he will most likely make sure he isn't going to the next one empty-handed 😉. Although many want to be his friend, he doesn't let a lot of people close to him. And if you think you finally know everything about him, you would be proven dead wrong because he's got a lot of different sides. But luckily he's not two faced.
Bro, it's the asocial one Xander.
What do you mean, he's always with a different girl.
by XanderGazer November 21, 2021
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xander

the most annoying person ever, when he walks into a room everyone leaves. probably very short, makes exist jokes, and gets no bitches. he's also a terrible friend.
omgggg your being such a xander
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xander

xander is een kanker mongool.
Hey daar heb je xander, hij is echt een kanker mongool.
by Broodje November 23, 2021
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Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.
“Xander is so hot 🥵”
by 1010789 February 23, 2024
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xander

best friends with a kai and a dakota he is the chillest dude who looks great in leggings
xander is cool
by brednax418 November 19, 2020
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