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Xander

an individual who is not motivated with little to no desirable qualities for either a mate or employers. Yet have a strong sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur.
The Xander students refuses to study and expects to receive a good result.
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Xander

The gayest, stupidest and pull many girls. Bad boy!! Stay away from Xander!! Dated(liked,crush) 5 girls a month.
Xander is a Badboy
by Dghp_noteggplant July 24, 2024
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Alpha Xander

Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".

Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?

Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!

John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!

Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!

John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
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Xander

verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 13, 2023
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Xander Suedbeck's IQ

the IQ of Xander Suedbeck is 178
Xander Suedbeck's IQ is so high
by GoldenSword February 16, 2023
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xander bierhaus

Hot and sexy individual who is really good at yoga and enjoys long walks on peoples daves
Xander bierhaus. Wow

Xander.
by Bigpehehe February 16, 2023
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Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him
xander loves piss
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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