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xbox one fanboy

A person who weighs 300+ pounds, never goes outside, says they smoke weed, and claimed they sleep with your mom.
during a game online: (guy gets killed) I HATE THIS (breaks disc and goes upstairs and begs for his mom to buy another game and gets it).(the guy makes your mom joke)(the other guy likes ps4,so the guy screams at him). This is an example of a Xbox One Fanboy
by Carsun July 15, 2016
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Xbox nigga

A broke ass uneducated nigga that sits at home smoking playing Xbox all day that sends his girl to work to make the money. As she comes home and the door opens he's got his hand out taken her money.
by Jnuts36 September 13, 2018
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Xbox Live

An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features.

Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.
Xbox Live is...well...live?
by Dewit August 10, 2009
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play xbox

Code meaning to go and smoke weed. Should be used around your parents or teachers as an excuse or explanation as to what you were doing.
Hey Mum, I'm just going to my mates house to play xbox.

Teacher:why isn't your homework done?

Student:I was playing xbox and couldn't finish it.
by ace08 January 14, 2010
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Xbox Done

Xbox: ERRMAHGAHD

Xbox 360: ERRMADSHTIWFUCKJIIZZALLOVERMYSCREEN

Xbox One: What the fuck? fuck that shit, I'm getting a ps4 :D

On the Xbox One, you can't use 'used games' (probably gonna put gamestop out of business), you require online service if you want to play on it, the Xbox needs the Kinect, and it's always on even if you turn off the console, and it has ears, and eyes; so don't go about jerkin' your gerkin if you happen to be around it. and it's expensive as fuck.

The only perks to having an Xbox One is that you can, you guessed it, watch TV on it. Of course Call of Duty DLC bullshit comes out on it first, but everybody stopped giving a shit after Mw3 amirite? and it will have a couple of pretty good exclusives.. that will come out on PC :/
Xbox One? More like: Xbox Done

Xbox, go home.
by Not a bum June 16, 2013
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Xbox Live

Xbox Live is an extremely awesome online service provided by Microsoft so people can collectively play against people online and make new friends and stuff.

It became highly popular with the release of Bungie's famed Halo 2 First-Person-Shooter. The number of Live users nearly doubled within a week of the game's release.
"Freddy! Get your ass on Xbox Live, nigga, we need to pwn us some n00bs."

"Shit son, be right on"
by bushibaka May 13, 2005
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Xbox360

A gaming console made by microsoft, with exclusive games such as Gears of War 1/2, Halo 3, and others. Gaming consoles have started an epic war between fanboys. Really, it's worthless, both consoles have their benefits, so, it's pointless
360 Fanboy: 360 RULES!! PS3 SUCKS!!!
PS3 Fanboy: PS3 RULES!! 360 SUCKS!!!
360 Fanboy: Shut up! We have better games!!
PS3 Fanboy: No you shut up!
Me: Why don't you both shut up, it's only a console, seriously,
Xbox360s are just as good as ps3s..
by Zaku447 July 11, 2009
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