Aidan Wong

Founder and CEO of Wong Dry Cleaning. Consistent general excellence award winner, straight A student. Stray Kids connoisseur, McDonald's promotions exploiter, Car Crushers Trillionaire, puller of bitches, MLBB mythic player.

Person 1: Who won the general excellence awards this year?
Person 2: Who do you think!
Person 1: No you mother fucker
Person 2: Aidan Wong you bastard !
Person 3: Ba ba ba baa ba ba

Aidan Wong by hardhitter1992 February 13, 2023

Get a Wong up ya 

In reference to unsavory women, telling them to get a dildo into them.

Woman: You're pretty fine why don't we hang out sometime?
Man: Get a Wong up ya!

Get a Wong up ya by Laurin May 4, 2008

Dang Wong 

When a man ejaculates into a fortune cookie, and secretly swaps that cookie with a unsuspecting dinner guest's untampered cookie, so as to implicate the chef.

"Hey what's inside this fortune cookie?... DANG WONG!!!"

Dang Wong by mBrink September 28, 2011

Bing Wong 

Your typical Asian friend.

Guy:That guy tried to sell me a bottle for 10 cents
Bing Wong:Thassa boo shite!

Bing Wong by thiccboise October 22, 2017

danny wong

A lunatic. A naive person whom his girlfriend takes care of like a dog.

You’re such a Danny Wong

danny wong by CreditedandNormalDictionary March 15, 2019

Greg Wong

When you decide as a civilian to wear full military kit and take an Uber to a curfew zone in order to link up with the National Guard unit to provide security, but get arrested for not having any sort of common sense

“Hey man, I’m thinking about Greg Wong-ing downtown”
“Hey, don’t go full “Greg Wong” when you go out tonight.

Greg Wong by Thewhowhatwhere June 3, 2020

craig wong 

Craig wong is such an amazing being with over 60 followers on instagram AND tiktok.

Not only is she kind, beautiful and smart but she is also kind! She is way better than Shreka, Kelp AND Preeti!

I love Craig Wong so much

craig wong by Tom Holand May 15, 2021