windows update

A whole bunch of useless crud.

Internet Explorer 6 Service Pack 1

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

windows

An operating system marketed by Microsoft. Many people hate it, but still use it. Here's some proof. WinXP-75% Win2000-6.5% WinVista-3.1% Linux-3.3% Mac-3.8% Other-about 3%

I am using a PSP to write this, and not windows. :)

by omgsandwich June 30, 2007

winooski

One square mile of stright hood and drug deals!

Person 1:Dude I need some crack.

Person 2:Go to winooski open 24 hours a day,7 days a week and full service all year round.Just don't whear your tim's wrong or you WILL get shot.

by Sam Bam June 7, 2005

WindowsVista

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.

"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"

by Diggie January 15, 2007

Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008

Microsoft Windows

Consistently inconsistent.

"Microsoft Windows is complete garbage" said Mark as he booted up his Ubuntu PC.

by Melodi_Bug November 29, 2021

windows

1. An opening or a panel built into a wall, roof, or floor inside structure to permit the pass through of light or air.

2. implies Microsoft Windows. A computer operating system developed by Microsoft. First released in 1985, running on top of MS-DOS, in order to implement a graphical user interface (GUI) computing.

"dude, I am suffocating!!"
"well, open the fucking windows!!"

"hey man, there are these faggots arguing about Windows vs. Linux again..."
"who gives a shit, I use whatever the hell I like."

by CocoRice July 6, 2003