3 definitions by Sam Bam

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THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER!!!!Andy will have you on the ground laughing with tears streaming down your face with his random humor...not to mention his red plaid shirt.

Watch it every Sunday at 10:30 on MTV or at 10:30 every Friday on MTV2
Andy: I hate myself.Have a balloon.

Man:What? You hate yourself.Why?

Andy: I don't wanna talk about it.Why do you always have to pressure me!?

*starts crying and runs off*

Haha.....Happy Balloons kicks ass!!!!
by Sam Bam July 19, 2005
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THE BEST FRICKEN SHOW EVER MADE!Andy will have you on the ground laughing from the minute the show starts.His random humor and weird sketches are the best.And yes he is a 29 year old man but that does not mean he still can't be funny.I think everyone should just give him a damn break.Watch Andy every friday at 10:30 on MTV2 or every sunday at 10:30 on MTV!
I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head.
Bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head.
Now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and i make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves selfloathing.
*i hate myself* panckae on my face mjakes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
cause its my show you can’t tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons i make beef stew
So yo i gotta go its time for me to rocket i put bologna in my left pocket smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
Cause its my show i’m andy milonakis its my show
I’m smandis smilismakis its my show i’m andy milonakis
by Sam Bam August 05, 2005
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One square mile of stright hood and drug deals!
Person 1:Dude I need some crack.

Person 2:Go to winooski open 24 hours a day,7 days a week and full service all year round.Just don't whear your tim's wrong or you WILL get shot.
by Sam Bam June 01, 2005
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