Whittler

A relative of the chenners. Not as stinky, but they look down upon us common folk. They look at the rift raft through their windows into the y. So judgy and snobby. what are we? your entertainment??

Look at that whittler, watching us eat while they whittle their Johnson.

by HagerstownHero67 September 4, 2025

pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 7, 2010

Food whisperer

When someone can talk to food in a way people don't understand only you

Wow me and my friends are food whisperers we we talking to that food like nobody else

by cheesy joy May 5, 2016

Westside Whittler

A Westside Whittler is a birchball player who possess the glove of Ozzie Smith, the bat of Babe Ruth, the speed of Ricky Henderson and the arm of Vladimir Guerrero. Whittlers are the cream of the crop of all of humanity. Losing is not in a Whittler's vocabulary. If you should come upon a Westside Whittler, shake their hand and never wash it, that is the closest you will ever get to meeting a birchball God.

Hey Pedro, did you know the Westside Whittlers wake up in the morning and piss excellence?

by Birchball MVP 2017 November 10, 2017

Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

kitty whisperer

(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.

"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"

by clintopantochino February 17, 2018

french whisperer

One that excels at the art of cunnilingus and/or analingus

The date wasn’t great but he was a French whisperer, so I may keep his number.

by Cinnabeard March 31, 2019