Welding the bumper

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating

Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper

by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

3 tier wedding cake

The visual result of what looks like 3 rolls when a a fuller figured mature woman wears a 1 piece swimsuit, i.e. a 3 tier wedding cake! Top roll: boobs, 2nd roll: waist, 3rd roll: belly.

I tried on a few swimsuits at Sears the other day, but I wound up looking like a 3 tier wedding cake!

by beejereeno August 13, 2007

Werdington

Meaning "What's up" and or "What are you up too"

Derived from the word "Werd"

{a slang term whose origin is based on having friends that speak non-sense in the best of times}

To start a sentence.

You: Werdington

Me: Not to much, you?

Replace Hello with "Werdington"

by Kordova October 19, 2011

Royal Wedding Fever

The realization that you do not care about it. And you must be having fever like symptoms, because everyone else on the planet is hooked!

Hey? You got that Royal Wedding Fever that's all up on HLN?

What?

by harrycomets May 18, 2011

Weeding

To read a book while high on weed.

Julia: Hey, you wanna come out with us tonight?

Kim: Nah. I think I'm just gonna smoke a bowl tonight and catching up on my weeding.

by Origilingo June 12, 2009

arkansas wedding cake

a loaf of white bread

After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake

by mosyntax December 27, 2007

Royal Wedding

A sexual act; where a White male has anal sex with a Black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her ass then throws a handful of confetti on his load.

yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
Thats ok dude! you can have a Royal Wedding!

by Johnny Holeshot May 21, 2011