newcastle wedding 

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.

Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

newcastle wedding by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

Rush Wedding 

Compound Noun
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.

Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.

Andrew and Victoria had a Rush Wedding before they could move in together.

Rush Wedding by Mt Rushmore April 29, 2020

Millinocket wedding

Noun. An seemingly joyous event, carelessly planned, that results in the death of people that did not participate in the event.

Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.

Millinocket wedding by Kramer719 October 8, 2020

covid wedding constipation 

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

covid wedding constipation by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

The wedding special 

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.

Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”

The wedding special by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022

abroad wedding

What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding…

(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)

Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”

Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”

abroad wedding by SM302 February 12, 2023

Homeschool wedding night 

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.

"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"

Homeschool wedding night by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023