Term for prosthetic testicles and by extension carries the same usage as bollocks. Pronounced wan-yuns.
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When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.
When you wake up in the middle of the night with your mouth feeling like the pages of the original old testament, you curse Moses and realize that you are already too hungover from the prior night of debauchery to reach the bathroom. After this thirty seconds of misery, one smacks his lips, perhaps hawks up some mucus to provide some oral lubrication and rolls over in bed destined to wake up at least three more times before he or she first snoozes the alarm.
Example 1:
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.
Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.
Albert- Damn man you got TWO wangovèrs last night????
Rapheal- Yuppppp, woke up 6 times before my first snooze.... this is outdated AF... but FML.
Example 2:
Pablo Sanchez- Man, I need some brunch in my system A.S.A.P... the wangovèr was REAL last night!
Pete Wheeler- Lets hit Annie's.
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After Whitney found out that she had been passed over for promotion, she became quite wanchy about it and was even less pleasant than usual to be around.
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a meal made and consumed by caucasians, usually consisting of crunchy taco shells, ground beef, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado (optional) and sometimes even sour cream or a mild salsa if they’re feeling adventurous.
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