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Toby Wan Kenobi 

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."
Toby Wan Kenobi by Bructus December 7, 2010
Related Words
Wanker wanksta wang wank wannabe wan Wanda wanky wanger wank-stain

Natalie Wan 

1.A mean person that dosent care about anything 2.The devils child dont ever be friends with Natalie Wan.She will turn you into her little minion.

obi wan kenobro 

One of your good bros.

a play on words originating from the star wars character "obi wan kenobi".

Bro 1: Yo dude!

Bro 2: Whats goin on obi wan kenobro??
obi wan kenobro by CHADbroCHILL221 September 5, 2007
(noun) Your bankcard at 12:01am on the day you are paid when you have no money.
While out with your friends, you realise you have no more money because it is wednesday and you get paid on thursday. At 12:01am, your money is sometimes transferred to your account, so you must check your obi-wan because it is now your only hope for keeping the night going
obi-wan by John Wolf May 31, 2006
When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.
"I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it"
Bog wan by Chodebar December 14, 2018
the act of one wanting to do something, only if the other wants to as-well
Ely: Would you like to accompany me to the gym
Me: is wan
is wan by Vørtex April 5, 2021